Local kindergarten teacher Gabriela Cruz has invited the entire American electorate to a local PTA meeting to discuss some worrying behaviour she's noticed in their current President.
Responding to the latest Twitter war involving President Trump, the IPMC has offered to perform an impartial and thorough mensuration.
A potential mass shooting in a crowded urban mall was thwarted this morning by an elite team of Thoughts and Prayers, or "TaP".
Popular social media application Facebook is definitely, certainly, about 90-percent sure that your switching of the newsfeed from "Top Stories" to "Most Recent" was merely an error on your part.
Equifax Inc., an S&P 500 company tracing its roots back 118 years, was revealed today to be an elaborate clown prank, more than a century in the making.
President Donald Trump today visited the United Nations headquarters, where he gave his first address to the organization’s General Assembly. A full transcript of the speech is available here.
Lord Vader told reporters that he was giving up force-choking admirals, and was switching to film directors.
Fall is just around the corner, and with it, an annual autumn tradition: enjoying angry, social-media-buoyed think-pieces about pumpkin spice lattes.
Asking for assistance regarding a minor problem with new laptop, Jen Stiles was helpfully advised to throw it out and switch platforms.
Three days after the eclipse, optometrists and ophthalmologists are reporting an uptick in cases of eye damage from "overrolling", caused by people excessively rolling their eyes in disbelief at Trump.
The Trump Administration today announced their new White House Chief Strategist: political newcomer Petyr Baelish.
Researchers at the U of T have announced that they have completed a five-year study, which they believe unambiguously proves that dogs are good.
Noted technologist Elon Musk today gave a shocking presentation on his latest research, which he claims proves that we exist in a "Parody News" timeline of the multiverse.
U.S. President Donald Trump today condemned the situation in Southern California, saying both wildfires and local residents had acted equally inconsiderate.
As local resident Julie Chang enjoys a balmy, late-summer day picking vegetables in her backyard, the air is ripped in twain by the thunderous roar of a vintage motorcycle tearing down the quiet, suburban street. Julie looks up and smiles, "The sun, the fresh air, birds chirping, and the ear-splitting roar of a motorbike. What's not to love?"