Metro Vancouver transit operator TransLink today unveiled the new voice of the SkyTrain rapid transit system announcements: YouTube star Ze Frank using his "True Facts" voice.
An Ontario man faced a dire dilemma this weekend when we found himself trapped between a raging wildfire fire and jumping into a lake: two choices which he considered equally bad.
Following their 2018 national convention, the Liberal Party of Canada today announced their new party leader and candidate for Prime Minister in the upcoming 2019 federal election: Gushin Crudea
Rachel Notley's NDP government today announced its intention to block construction of the Trans-Mission Hill pipeline, which would carry wine extracted from B.C.'s Okanagan region into the province of Alberta for processing.
The shaky, anxious hand of humanity today observed Jan 20th by drawing the first of four chalk lines upon the wall of the mental prison cell that is our existence.
Oprah Winfrey's presidential campaign kicked off in earnest today as the billionaire reality TV host announced she would be appointing "Professor Harold Hill" as her campaign director.
In a surprise press conference, the Trump Administration today announced that all U.S. federal departments and agencies are now playing the world's biggest game of Taboo.
Millionaire child YouTube star Aiden Werner is a a down-to-earth young man destined to become a hard-working, unpretentious adult, say his parents.
The world of international relations was rocked today as several nations went public with disturbing allegations that the reclusive nation of North Korea had sent them unsolicited pictures of its nuclear missiles.
The City of Vancouver and Amazon.com today announced a self-boxing solution for residents looking to abandon the city: Amazon Exodus.
A tense standoff continued in Beaverbrook this week between a local man and the elite team of Stranger Things spoilers camped outside his house.
Sears Canada unveiled a foray into the online retail space by announcing that they were listing the entire company on eBay.
Local kindergarten teacher Gabriela Cruz has invited the entire American electorate to a local PTA meeting to discuss some worrying behaviour she's noticed in their current President.
Responding to the latest Twitter war involving President Trump, the IPMC has offered to perform an impartial and thorough mensuration.
A potential mass shooting in a crowded urban mall was thwarted this morning by an elite team of Thoughts and Prayers, or "TaP".