Researchers at the U of T have announced that they have completed a five-year study, which they believe unambiguously proves that dogs are good.
Noted technologist Elon Musk today gave a shocking presentation on his latest research, which he claims proves that we exist in a "Parody News" timeline of the multiverse.
U.S. President Donald Trump today condemned the situation in Southern California, saying both wildfires and local residents had acted equally inconsiderate.
As local resident Julie Chang enjoys a balmy, late-summer day picking vegetables in her backyard, the air is ripped in twain by the thunderous roar of a vintage motorcycle tearing down the quiet, suburban street. Julie looks up and smiles, "The sun, the fresh air, birds chirping, and the ear-splitting roar of a motorbike. What's not to love?"
NASA has announced that they're hiring a full time "Facts Protection Officer", reputedly at a six-figure salary, to yell at journalists.
In a press conference alongside GCHQ Director Jeremy Fleming, British Prime Minister Theresa May today announced her government's intention to outlaw the physical phenomenon of quantum entanglement in the United Kingdom.
With the fate of the provincial government still uncertain after the 2017 election, tragedy has struck the BC NDP after unidentified thieves stole most of their election platform from the BC NDP head office.